The kids from Masters..

So, I got bored and started laddering on a new alt I made 'Tempz' was all going well taking baaaare points n ting.. I run into Sasha from Masters 'Sasha the master!' this is how it went..

For all of you who don't want to read the battle heres the replay - http://pokemon.aesoft.org/replay-Tempz-vs-sasha-the-master---2012-06-08

Battle between Tempz and sasha the master ! started!

Tier: Wifi Ubers
Mode: Singles
Variation: +40, -20
Rule: Rated
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Species Clause
Rule: Wifi Battle

Your team: Kyogre / Arceus-Fighting / Giratina-O / Tentacruel / Dialga / Ferrothorn
Opponent's team: Kyogre / Ferrothorn / Dialga / Smeargle / Cloyster / Arceus

Tempz sent out Dialga!
sasha the master ! sent out Smeargle!
Dialga is exerting its Pressure!

Start of turn 1
sasha the master ! called Smeargle back!
sasha the master ! sent out Cloyster!

Dialga used Draco Meteor!
Sasha the master !'s Cloyster hung on using its Focus Sash!
Sasha the master !'s Cloyster lost 99% of its health!
Dialga's Sp. Att. sharply fell!

Start of turn 2
Dialga used Fire Blast!
sasha the master !: ...........
Sasha the master !'s Cloyster lost 0% of its health!
Sasha the master !'s Cloyster fainted!

sasha the master ! sent out Smeargle!

Start of turn 3
Sasha the master !'s Smeargle used Shell Smash!
Sasha the master !'s Smeargle's Defense fell!
Sasha the master !'s Smeargle's Sp. Def. fell!
Sasha the master !'s Smeargle's Attack sharply rose!
Sasha the master !'s Smeargle's Sp. Att. sharply rose!
Sasha the master !'s Smeargle's Speed sharply rose!

Dialga used Dragon Tail!
Sasha the master !'s Smeargle lost 93% of its health!
Sasha the master !'s Ferrothorn was dragged out!

sasha the master !: make up ur mind noob

Start of turn 4
Dialga used Stealth Rock!
Pointed stones float in the air around sasha the master !'s team!

Sasha the master !'s Ferrothorn used Leech Seed!
Dialga was seeded!

Dialga's health is sapped by leech seed.
Tempz: LMFAO
Tempz: shut up you scrub
sasha the master !: u shut up
sasha the master !: pathetic
Tempz: love ruining the ladder on new accounts
Tempz: says you with fucking smash team
sasha the master !: what ??

Start of turn 5
Tempz called Dialga back!
Tempz sent out Tentacruel!

Sasha the master !'s Ferrothorn used Gyro Ball!
It's not very effective...
Tentacruel lost 98 HP! (26% of its health)

Tentacruel restored a little HP using its Black Sludge!
sasha the master !: who r u anyway ?

Start of turn 6
sasha the master ! called Ferrothorn back!
sasha the master ! sent out Arceus!
Pointed stones dug into sasha the master !'s Arceus!

Tentacruel used Scald!
Sasha the master !'s Arceus lost 16% of its health!

Tentacruel restored a little HP using its Black Sludge!

Start of turn 7
Tempz called Tentacruel back!
Tempz sent out Arceus-Fighting!

Sasha the master !'s Arceus used Swords Dance!
Sasha the master !'s Arceus's Attack sharply rose!

Start of turn 8
Sasha the master !'s Arceus used Swords Dance!
Sasha the master !'s Arceus's Attack sharply rose!

Arceus-Fighting used Judgment!
It's super effective!
Sasha the master !'s Arceus lost 71% of its health!
Sasha the master !'s Arceus fainted!

sasha the master ! sent out Kyogre!
Pointed stones dug into sasha the master !'s Kyogre!

sasha the master !'s Kyogre's Drizzle made it rain!

Start of turn 9
Tempz called Arceus-Fighting back!
Tempz sent out Ferrothorn!

Sasha the master !'s Kyogre used Water Spout!
It's not very effective...
Ferrothorn lost 144 HP! (40% of its health)

Rain continues to fall!
Ferrothorn restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 10
sasha the master ! called Kyogre back!
sasha the master ! sent out Smeargle!
Pointed stones dug into sasha the master !'s Smeargle!
Sasha the master !'s Smeargle fainted!

Ferrothorn used Spikes!
Spikes were scattered all around the feet of sasha the master !'s team!

Rain continues to fall!
Ferrothorn restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
sasha the master !: imma let u win this time
Tempz: you're garbage
sasha the master !: what u mean by ruining ?
Tempz: soes your whole clan
sasha the master !: who the hell r u ?
Tempz: ))))))))))))))
sasha the master !: i know u
sasha the master ! sent out Dialga!
Pointed stones dug into sasha the master !'s Dialga!
Sasha the master !'s Dialga is hurt by spikes!

Sasha the master !'s Dialga is exerting its Pressure!

Start of turn 11
Sasha the master !'s Dialga used Flamethrower!
It's super effective!
Ferrothorn lost 180 HP! (51% of its health)

Ferrothorn used Thunder Wave!
Sasha the master !'s Dialga is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!

Rain continues to fall!
Ferrothorn restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Tempz: you've no idea

Start of turn 12
Tempz called Ferrothorn back!
Tempz sent out Arceus-Fighting!

Sasha the master !'s Dialga is paralyzed! It can't move!

Rain continues to fall!
sasha the master !: i do
sasha the master !: u r a noob
sasha the master !: whi i can ride on
Tempz: keep boosting for that big 1650
sasha the master !: who*
sasha the master !: what ?
sasha the master !: boosting ?
Tempz: can't wait to take all your points on your pain account
Tempz: main*
sasha the master !: imma make 'em decay
sasha the master !: for ya
sasha the master !: i can get'em again
sasha the master !: and i don't boost
#N0NE|IlIkEtRaInS is watching the battle.
sasha the master !: like u doo
#N0NE|IlIkEtRaInS stopped watching the battle.
Tempz: hahahahah
#N0NE|IlIkEtRaInS is watching the battle.
Tempz: get to that big 1799
Tempz: and decay down
sasha the master !: u will
sasha the master !: haha
Tempz: *i have
#N0NE|IlIkEtRaInS: so donkey alts are banned ?
sasha the master !: yeah
#N0NE|IlIkEtRaInS: somebody told me this alt is banned
Tempz: its funny that you're all believing me
sasha the master !: u see i know u
Tempz: i'm just some random
Tempz: whos trashing this kid
sasha the master !: i ride u
sasha the master !: imma tell auths
sasha the master !: to ban u again
Tempz: LOL

Start of turn 13
Arceus-Fighting used Calm Mind!
Arceus-Fighting's Sp. Att. rose!
Arceus-Fighting's Sp. Def. rose!

Sasha the master !'s Dialga used Thunder!
Arceus-Fighting lost 108 HP! (25% of its health)

Rain continues to fall!
Tempz: Its funny because i'm not even donkey

Start of turn 14
Arceus-Fighting used Judgment!
It's super effective!
Sasha the master !'s Dialga lost 81% of its health!
Sasha the master !'s Dialga fainted!

Rain continues to fall!
sasha the master !: u r
sasha the master !: OBV
Tempz: (15:27:02) Problems changed teams and is now known as Tempz.
#N0NE|IlIkEtRaInS: but only donkey (and sometimes me^^) can pwne sasha so hard
sasha the master !: ur playstyle
#N0NE|IlIkEtRaInS: is donkeys
#N0NE|IlIkEtRaInS: ^^
sasha the master !: aha right tim
Tempz: LOL
#N0NE|IlIkEtRaInS: i m not tim
#N0NE|IlIkEtRaInS: LOOOOL
Tempz: LOL
Tempz: LOL
Tempz: LOL
sasha the master !: who r u ?
sasha the master ! sent out Kyogre!
Pointed stones dug into sasha the master !'s Kyogre!
Sasha the master !'s Kyogre is hurt by spikes!

Start of turn 15
Tempz called Arceus-Fighting back!
Tempz sent out Giratina-O!

Sasha the master !'s Kyogre used Hydro Pump!
It's not very effective...
Giratina-O lost 187 HP! (38% of its health)

Rain continues to fall!
sasha the master !: u suck donkey
sasha the master !: u suck donkey

Start of turn 16
Sasha the master !'s Kyogre used Hydro Pump!
It's not very effective...
Giratina-O lost 186 HP! (38% of its health)
Tempz: This is going on forums

Giratina-O used Dragon Tail!
Sasha the master !'s Kyogre lost 42% of its health!
#N0NE|IlIkEtRaInS: well he could go to an auth too^^
Pointed stones dug into sasha the master !'s Ferrothorn!
Sasha the master !'s Ferrothorn is hurt by spikes!
Sasha the master !'s Ferrothorn was dragged out!

Rain continues to fall!
Sasha the master !'s Ferrothorn restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
#N0NE|IlIkEtRaInS: cuz u suck
#N0NE|IlIkEtRaInS: etc
#N0NE|IlIkEtRaInS stopped watching the battle.
sasha the master !: haha
sasha the master !: so

Start of turn 17
Tempz called Giratina-O back!
Tempz sent out Dialga!

Dialga is exerting its Pressure!
Sasha the master !'s Ferrothorn used Leech Seed!
Dialga was seeded!

Rain continues to fall!
Sasha the master !'s Ferrothorn restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Dialga's health is sapped by leech seed.

Start of turn 18
Sasha the master !'s Ferrothorn used Protect!
Sasha the master !'s Ferrothorn protected itself!

Dialga used Fire Blast!
Sasha the master !'s Ferrothorn protected itself!

Rain continues to fall!
Dialga's health is sapped by leech seed.

Start of turn 19
sasha the master ! called Ferrothorn back!
sasha the master ! sent out Kyogre!
Pointed stones dug into sasha the master !'s Kyogre!
Sasha the master !'s Kyogre is hurt by spikes!
Sasha the master !'s Kyogre fainted!

Dialga used Fire Blast!
But there was no target...

Rain continues to fall!
sasha the master ! sent out Ferrothorn!
Pointed stones dug into sasha the master !'s Ferrothorn!
Sasha the master !'s Ferrothorn is hurt by spikes!

Start of turn 20
Tempz called Dialga back!
Tempz sent out Arceus-Fighting!

Sasha the master !'s Ferrothorn used Protect!
But if failed!

Rain continues to fall!
Sasha the master !'s Ferrothorn restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 21
Arceus-Fighting used Judgment!
It's super effective!
Sasha the master !'s Ferrothorn lost 79% of its health!

Sasha the master !'s Ferrothorn used Leech Seed!
Arceus-Fighting was seeded!

Rain continues to fall!
Sasha the master !'s Ferrothorn restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Arceus-Fighting's health is sapped by leech seed.

Start of turn 22
Sasha the master !'s Ferrothorn used Protect!
Sasha the master !'s Ferrothorn protected itself!

Arceus-Fighting used Calm Mind!
Arceus-Fighting's Sp. Att. rose!
Arceus-Fighting's Sp. Def. rose!

Rain continues to fall!
Sasha the master !'s Ferrothorn restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Arceus-Fighting's health is sapped by leech seed.
sasha the master !: cmon tell me
sasha the master !: y did u get banned
Tempz: LOL
Tempz: LOL
Tempz: LOL
sasha the master !: i won't tell anyone
sasha the master !: ur donkey
Tempz: I'm really not.
Tempz: (15:27:02) Problems changed teams and is now known as Tempz.
sasha the master !: who r u then ?
sasha the master !: how do u know me
sasha the master !: hmmm
Tempz: everyone knows the garbage masters has bought to the ladder
sasha the master !: that means masters r da best
Tempz: same repetative teams which do the same thing
Tempz: easily checked
sasha the master !: nope
The battle ended by timeout.
Tempz won the battle!
Tempz: Problems
sasha the master !: losing is the hardest part of my training, u can't be a master without losing.........but i shall revenge!!!
sasha the master !: we r not smashpassers
sasha the master !: we have
sasha the master !: everything
Tempz: HAHAHAHAHA

I was finding it funny he actually started to believe I was Donkey and he wouldn't stop accusing me of being him, as you can see I told him who I actually was and he didn't believe me and started saying shit like 'Only donkey can beat me without hax'... I'm sat here pissing myself hope you find it all as entertaining as I do;

(15:57) sasha the master !: u r donkey.........ur the only one who can win me without hax..........ur in (go away) mode............u r in imp's channel.................U R DONKEY
(15:58) Tempz: LOL
(15:58) sasha the master !: r u scared of saying ur name ?
(15:58) Tempz: I've told you who I am..
(15:58) Tempz: I'm Problems
(15:58) sasha the master !: yes u r problems
(15:58) sasha the master !: and donkey
(15:58) sasha the master !: and croas
(15:58) sasha the master !: and whoever
(15:58) sasha the master !: u r donkey
(15:59) sasha the master !: that's just OBV
(15:59) Tempz: I'm really not
(15:59) sasha the master !: actually when u'll get high ranks u'll just be donkey for sure
(16:00) Tempz: My only alts are Decent, Problems, [IMP]Problems and Tempz
(16:00) sasha the master !: then give me a name that i know
(16:00) sasha the master !: how do u know me then ?
(16:00) sasha the master !: do u like smashpass ?
(16:00) Tempz: no
(16:00) Tempz: its garbage
(16:00) Tempz: and easy to get around
(16:00) sasha the master !: good
(16:00) sasha the master !: only donkey hates SP
(16:01) sasha the master !: y don't u just say
(16:01) sasha the master !: I AM DONKEY

Regards

god that was the most lol match i've ever seen. hahahaha. Nice job Problems

Thank got Donkey got him and Tim banned :]

Actually~ im part of masters too under the username of D.Z.M. too many smash passers then i'm outta there :/ that log kinda shake my belly up LOL